A popular speaker Said: “The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a beautiful woman who wasn’t my wife!”
Audience was shocked. The speaker added: “that woman was my mother!”
(Laughter and Applause)
A listener tried it at his home. He said loudly to his wife, “The greatest
years of my life were spent in the arms of a very beautiful woman who was
not my Wife!”
Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second Half of the joke,
he finally said “…and I can’t remember who she was!” and he regained his consciousness in a hospital bed.
Moral: Don’t Copy if you can’t Paste!